Secret Santa/Kris Kringle for under £10.00

secret santaWe all know how it feels when that annoying office do'gooder appears with a hat full of names and the proclaimed rule of 'NO SWAPS', you know darn well you are going to pull out your boss or that woman who likes cats too much and wears character knits!

But have no fear – we are here to assist you in your quest, with these great Secret Santa gifts, all for under £10.00.


Count Ketchup

For when you really cannot make up your mind, or you pick the office horror fan….who wouldn’t love this really inexpensive gift at only £3.00, turn your food in to a blood bath with this horrible cute Count Ketchup.

I’m Count Ketchup. A vampire born to transform an ordinary bottle of ketchup into instant fun. Simply replace the ketchup cap with my twisted heat and squeeze! Ketchup will drip from my fangs like I just finished dinner. Not to mention, ketchup gives whatever you humans put in your mouth an extra bite!

Count Ketchup


Lily O'Brien's – Chocolate Gift Collection (16 chocolates)

No one could resist these gorgeous chocolates from Lily O'Brien's, at £9.23 they offer a delightful bit of chocolate luxury, when Christmas is full of those over sugared £5.00 a tin jobbies, these are delicious not overly sweet chocolates that will charm anyone even your normally sour bitter chocolate faced boss!

Gift wrapped beautifully the Lily O'Brien's Chocolate Gift Collection is an ideal gift for family or friends this Christmas. Signature Lily O'Brien's chocolates presented elegantly as a ready-made gift!

Lily O'Brien's Chocolates

Lily O'Brien's – Chocolate Gift Collection


Festive Cheer – Lush Gift Box

Just the smell of any product from Lush automatically puts a smile on your face (and for some a runny nose – the shops sure do smell strongly). This Festive Cheer gift box comes handily ready wrapped and at £8.95 is well within budget. You will freshen up the office and of course it wont be a very secret secret Santa anymore, but whoever is the lucky recipient will have the added bonus of their home smelling Christmas scrummy for days before the festivities!

Two cheerful, fruity shower treats to put a festive spring in your step. How could you not be full of festive cheer with a bottle of Ponche and a Sandy Santa! This refreshing duo are sure to put a smile on everyone’s face (as is too much of the real Mexican ponche!).

Lush Festive Cheer Gift Box

Festive Cheer – Lush Gift Box


Michael Bublé – Christmas 

Whether she be 26 or 56 any woman in your office will just about manage to thank you, before she melts into a swoon at The Buble, and his Christmas offering. It may not offer too much in the way of imagination, but it is absolutely sure to ensure you will be the fairy on the top of the Secret Santa tree!

  • Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
  • Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
  • Jingle Bells (with The Puppini Sisters)
  • White Christmas (with Shania Twain)
  • All I Want For Christmas Is You
  • Have A Holly Jolly Christmas
  • Santa Baby
  • Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
  • Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
  • Silent Night
  • Blue Christmas
  • Cold December Night
  • I'll Be Home For Christmas
  • Ave Maria
  • Mis Deseos/Feliz Navidad



Borat Lime Green Mankini & Moustache Fancy Dress Set

For the office charmer (or for he who 'thinks' he is the office charmer) this Mankini will make even the cockiest of office charmers shrink a little, in fetching lime green to compliment any colouring! You may not be the most popular with the recipient, but your work colleagues will thank you for the laugh! At just £4.89, why not team it with…


Inflatable Sheep

To ensure your label as the purchaser of the most humorous gift buyer in the office this inflatable bonk sheep at £2.68 is a must, just dont buy this stylish duo for the man who decides upon your next pay review!





Voice Recording Message Mug

Am not sure I would really want to give this mug away, it not only holds your hot beverage it will also deliver a message to anyone who picks up the mug, one could assume this could be anything from a comforting greeting to the thirsty drinker to a abusive missive to that co-worker who never gets off their own fat backside to make the tea!

£7.95 for a gift that you just wont want to giveaway!